May 2013
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xbox one?
more like go home, xbox. you’re drunk.
i want a gaming console, not a voice controlled tv.
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are you okay? you seem grumpy with me.
no, i’m not grumpy. just tired.
(of pretending.)
“Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more...”
– Haruki Murakami (via sociopathicyouth)
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
orinfear:
give me my narratives about powerful woman-heroes, unapologetic woman-destroyers, women who are good and kind, women who are bright and bubbly, women who are crushed by the weight of their ghosts, women who do not fight but who take names in their own kinds of battle
give me diverse women in your story or go home
growlithed:
rupindre:
lameborghini:
petition to stop the use of the word schlong
what is schlong with it
why cant we all just get aschlong
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
lindsaur-gor:
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
arisaavena:
hiddledbythebatch:
territorialcreep:
rusharound:
atomiccrowbars:
stitchedego:
thebaronofthebells:
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the...
yesicanbelieveit:
so-so-lovely:
HARRY POTTER...
nepyma:
whereischarlesleee:
Have you ever finished a video game that you put so much time into and the ending left you so emotionally scarred that you had to take a step back from life to mourn.
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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margaery tyrell to everyone: we r gonna be sisters xoxo
