white teenagers: nigga
sirseahorse: 20% of my time in assassin’s creed is spent investigating and assassinating 80% of my time is spent running away from fucking guards oh my god
my housemate is sick :(
it sucks cause he’s grumpy all the time now but he’s vaguely adorable when he’s cuddly. it’s like having a puppy, minus the piss in the hall.