June 2012
ad0lf-hipster:
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
i want to go back, i want to start again but i...
mormonhub:
arguing with me
save your scissors for someone else's skin.
fucking facebook just went down again. piece of...
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gently, gently.
don’t ease back in too fast - you’ll drown.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Someone: Wow you got fat Me: Someone: Me: Someone: Me: Wow who stabbed that knife in your face
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barackfuckingobama:
accio-time-vortex:
free-cheese-buns:
captaintimber:
fayalice:
dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
Gale Hawthorne after Mockingjay
Loki
Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscar’s
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag:
“some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
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two hundred and eighty five days ago you kissed me...
and my stomach curled around in little knots and all i wanted in that moment was your hands on me for all of time.
one hundred and eighty two days ago i told you i was leaving, starting new somewhere else.
one hundred and eighty days ago you decided to follow me.
one hundred and forty one days ago you and i left on the biggest adventure of our lives. so far.
one hundred and twenty six days ago...
