euphoria (em)
nineteen going on ninety.
tasmania.
hopelessly absorbed.
i live with batman, ms grey, primadonna, morrissey the dog and lulu and montana the cats.

"when you can't walk, you crawl. when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you."

keep flying.
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genocidesguides:

justcallmesensei:

i love skyrim cosplayers<3

This is brilliant. o:

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u-nope-ia:

not-enough-fandom:

obsessionisawonderfulthing:

sxymo0finman:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?

No?

Okay,

JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT

i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin

“shoot him NOW”

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bikerwalla:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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thisiscompletesuicide:

You bring dishonor to our famiry

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diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

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