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twenty and struggling.
tasmania.
cruisin' for a brusin' ;)

"when you can't walk, you crawl. when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you."
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ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

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pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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spork:

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

those words could be shorter

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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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reasonswhyihavenofriends:

oH MY GOD WE REPLACED EVERY PHOTO IN OUR HOUSE WITH PICTURES OF DR. PHIL TO SEE IF MY DAD WOULD NOTICE AND IM CRYING

ITS BEEN THREE DAYS AND HE STILL HASNT NOTICED

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